“YOU ARE FUCKED”

March 8th, 2010

HEY KIDDIES LOONZ HERE ONE THING IVE ALWAYS WISHED I WAS ABLE TO SEE LIVE IN PERSON IS AN ACTUAL BIG RIG CRASH QUITE LIKE THIS ONE SORRY THERE’S NO AUDIO BUT YOU SURE AS FUCK GET THE PICTURE

From the Sick “N” Twisted Desk of:

“PICTURE OF THE DAY”

March 5th, 2010

Today I went to a Atlanta Braves Spring Training Baseball game today w/ Brandon Bond “Tattoo Rockstar Mogul” and low and below I got shoot the shit w/ my fav Sheriff Owen! One of the nicest & coolest men of the law you will ever met! I think he loved my black queen!

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Mike Busey
“The King Of Rock N’ Roll Debauchery”
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“YOU ARE FUCKED!”

February 23rd, 2010

Nothing Says Funny And Your Are Fucked Like a Man Getting Knocked on His Ass By A Horse…Then A Chris Tucker Sounding Character Yelling “You Got Knocked The Fuck Out” I Bet After This The Dude Won’t Get Laid For Awhile With A Busted Up Face LOL

From The Sick “N” Twisted Desk Of:

Please Fuck Me!

February 19th, 2010

“PLEASE FUCK ME”
Random people who we think should get laid badly! Actual people we found on Craigs list.

looking for MR.RIGHT – 22 (airport)

Date: 2010-02-18, 5:36PM EST
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well im on here again because still have not found mr right
i dont know wat is wrong with me cus i know iam a good women
i cook and clean and love to spend time with my man( if i have one)
or just spend time with my family
iam really easy going chilled back person that just wants to feel loved
well im TY 22 yrs cuban n blk
no im not looking for a bootycall or to join u and ur girl s0o pls dont ask
im really looking for a man a boyfriend some one to love and to get loved back
i love to go out to the movies or dinner or even just sit around and talk play some card games
i dont have a job im s0o sorry but i do have my own car i dont have my own place cus things happend
when u email me bac pls write in the subject TYTY
for i can know your real n not about games i dont have time for lil boys
no older than 35 pls

new to orlando – 25 (orlando)

Date: 2010-02-17, 3:47AM EST
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i’ve been in orlando for a few months now ready to see whats really out there. i am only interested in white attractive guys with athletic build. im easy to talk to, no kids not ghetto and i do not do drugs. if interested drop me a line and we’ll see what goes on from there please add pics or no reply from me. must be no older than 35…

nothing new – 233

Date: 2010-02-18, 7:58PM EST
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i have posted a couple of times, all i seem to receive are bots, websites, and men…. i am an educated man, i know how to use punctuation and spell check. i am looking for that one woman that i can caress and snuggle up to in the forever future. i have a home, cars, money, and all that nonsense. i have posted more than twice so i must ask that you mention rhino in a reply and consider that i might actually verify who you say that you are.

BLK MIX PUERTO RICAN LOOKING FOR FUN!!!! – 25 (KISSIMMEE,FL)

Date: 2010-02-18, 6:37PM EST
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I’M 25 YRS OLD BLK MIX PUERTO RICAN FROM LOUISIANA, I HAVE DONE FOUR YEARS IN THE US NAVY AND NOW IN COLLEGE IN ORLANDO,FL. I’M LOOKING

FOR SOME SEXY FEMALES OR CUTE FEMALES TO CHILL AND DO WHATEVA. IF ITS GOING TO A SPRTS BAR OR JUST GETTING WILD I’M THE MAN FOR YOU SO

IF INTERESTED GET BACK AT ME, AND IF YOUR A BOT, DON’T EVEN WASTE YOUR TIME. I’M LOOK FOR SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY!!!!!!!! I PREFER ANY RACE

JUST BE DOWN TO EARTH AND WILLIN TO HAVE FUN. I HAVE POSTED FOR PICTURES BUT HAVE A FACEBOOK WITH PLANTY OF MORE GET BACK AT ME

AND I CAN SUPPLY MY EMAIL TO VIEW ALL OF DEM


From the one, the only, the man, the myth, the legend, your
Puerto Rican Genie!!!
Add me @ www.myspace.com/thepuertoricangenie

“MIKE BUSEY’s V-DAY IDEADS FOR THE LADIES”

February 12th, 2010

Ladies Wanna Know What To Get You Man For V-DAY?

I Get Lots Of Random Messages Every Year @ This Time From Ladies Asking Me What Should They Do For There Man For Valentines Day? Sence I’m Pretty Much As Romantic As They Come Here Are 5 Things That Will Bring A Smile To His Face & Secure A Place In His Heart Forever…..

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5) How About A Fucking Blow Job For Starters? You Know Your Lazy Ass Anit Gave Him One In A While…….

4) A Box Set Of His Fav Porn or A Membership @ A Pay Site Like Brazzers dot com This Way If You Don’t Wanna Get Him Off He Will Do It Him Self!

3) Take A Bunch Of Dirty Photos Of Your Self & Have Them Printed Up & Hide Them All Over The House! Make It A Photo Hunt & Every time He Fucks You Give Him A Clue To Where Each Dirty Photo Is!

2) You Know He Fucking Hates Taking You To See The Bullshit Movie “New Moon”! Buy Him Some Good Tickets & Let Him Take His Buddy & Wait For Him At Home Naked & Ready To Fuck!

1) A Threesome!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOO!!!! Not That Kind Of 3-Some!! WTF! Jesus Christ No!

There You Go!!! What Else Could A Man Want?

Nothing Is Better Then The Choice Of Fucking Two Girls @ Once! Besides You Know You Really Want Some Pussy To!

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Well There Ya Go Ladies! There Is 5 Wonderful Ideas This Year For That Special Man In Your Life! If You Don’t Got One Call Me Cause My Room Mate Has A Pile Of Dust On His Dick!

Happy Valentines!

FROM THE KEYBOARD OF:
Mike Busey
“The King Of Rock N’ Roll Debauchery”
www.MIKEBUSEY.com
Myspace.com/gotomikebuseydotcom
Facebook.com/mikebuseylive
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“YOU ARE FUCKED!”

February 9th, 2010

Ok this lovely video revolves around law enforcement ans a cop accidently tasing himself on camera while his buddies arrest the man who led them on a chase

From The Sick ‘N’ Twisted Desk of:

“NOW CASTING”

February 9th, 2010


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Listen Up Asshole Here Is Your Chance To Doing Something With Your Life!!! You Will Finally Have Something Cool To Talk About @ The Office? Hell You Might Never Get Another Job Again After This Once In A Life Time Experience!!!

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CHECK OUT THE LIST OF CHARACTERS NOW CASTING!


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(((((((((((((((((MUST)))))))))))))))))))

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*WILLING TO WORK FOR NOTHING!

“You Will Be Given A Place To Lay Your Skull @ Night and Plenty To Drink! Hell Sometimes You Just Might Get Laid If You Don’t Fuck This Opportunity Up For Yourself! If You Play Your Cards Right I Might Feed You!”

Please E-mail WHOYOUKNOWCASTING@YAHOO.COM w/ The Following Info:

NAME:

AGE:

LOCATION:

DESIRED CHARACTER?

OTHER CHOICE?

MYSPACE. COM/ ?

FACEBOOK.COM/ ?

E-MAIL:

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PERSONAL INFO:

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Thanks For Your Interest! & Good Luck!

“YOU ARE FUCKED!”

February 4th, 2010

Well this clip is just funny as hell have you ever wanted to play pinball with cars on ice? well i can’t help you do that but i can let you watch this live pinball game haha

“PICTURE OF THE DAY”

February 3rd, 2010

I love my Mike Busey Cult Members!

FROM THE KEYBOARD OF:
Mike Busey
“The King Of Rock N’ Roll Debauchery”
www.MIKEBUSEY.com
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“MIKE BUSEY’s DEAD CELEBRITIES PARTY”

February 1st, 2010

Last night was a great time! Thanks to everyone who came out!

FROM THE KEYBOARD OF:
Mike Busey
“The King Of Rock N’ Roll Debauchery”
www.MIKEBUSEY.com
Myspace.com/gotomikebuseydotcom
Facebook.com/mikebuseyLIVE
Twitter.com/MikeBusey